Guys and girls of the planet, not everything was created with the purpose of being put in your mouths. You may say, “But, I’m rebelling!” Well I say, “You’re a dumb little shit and I hope nothing good happens to you in your life!!”
>>> Let’s have some funny jokes to relax
1. DRIVE WITH SNEAKERS, YOU FREAK
2. No one is asking you to the dance I bet.
3. Grow up
4. that is not a banana
5. I hope that cup does not break
6. You’re not cool
7. neither are you
8. FUCK YOU SHARK MAN
9. lil dog buddy can’t breathe your breath my dude
10. Spiders live in you. Within you. There is nothing you can do but pray.